Karioke

One more Facebook thing...

2010-04-10T15:15:00.003+02:00

There's always one...

Random

2010-04-10T14:44:00.003+02:00

I just had to take a picture after finding these at the airport.

Is it just me, or is this a tiny bit.. weird?

Useless Facebook group of the day

2010-04-10T14:39:00.003+02:00

It baffles me that someone would take the time to make and maintain this group...

Children's books that just didn't sell

2009-10-23T15:02:00.001+02:00

1. You Were an Accident
2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
4. Some Kittens Can Fly!
5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
11. You Are Different and That's Bad
12. Dad's New Wife Timothy
13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
24. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Bi-Curious George
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
28. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
29. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
30. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
31. Grandpa Gets a Casket
32. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
33. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
34. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
35. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
36. Your Nightmares Are Real
37. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
38. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

totally random

2009-10-21T22:21:00.001+02:00

microwave popcorn ...

and wine in my new wine glass...

because I'm worth it?

Banannannanananannanana!

2009-10-13T13:49:00.004+02:00

Waking up today I noticed that one of my tonsils is now bask to normal, while the other is still swollen. So now I just feel weird. I'd rather they were both fine or both sick. It like with a stuffy nose. I'd rather that both sides were stuffed, than one. if only one side is stuffed, then i can breath out of the other. that just doesn't sit right with me.

(I tried taking a picture of my tonsils, but it didn't work..)

AND

I ate a banana today! and they say freashers live of pizza and junk food...

comfort food and comfort mail all in one day!

2009-10-12T20:24:00.003+02:00

Feeling sorry for myself because I can't get rid of this stinking cold that i bought myself some treats... strawberries, brownies and mini doughnuts... hey, the strawberries are a fruit, it says on the pack that 7 berries equals 1 of your 5 a day... don't know if it counts since i ate the entire box, in like an hour.

Finally got my norwegian care-package today. jippi, for brunost, seigmenn, melkesjokolade & hapå!!!!! (unfortunatly, forgot to bring a ostehøvel so can't really eat the brunost....)

2009-10-11T22:53:00.002+02:00

wanna have fun on other peoples behalf?
Try http://www.fmylife.com/

Examples:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got the birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. HE replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

2009-10-11T22:26:00.002+02:00

The tip of the iceberg:

The washing machines have been out of order for 2 weeks now... no sign of anything being done about it. Also no hot water in the kitchen. i love living in halls...

Picture Diary

2009-09-20T02:14:00.005+02:00

11.09-19.09

new awesome shoes with a lucy in the sky feeling...

saxophone guy & market "snacks"

lunch in the park

crazy people washing windows..

Oliver

2009-09-20T02:11:00.001+02:00

had to test if it was possible to upload pictures... isn't he cute?

Flash mobs rule!

2009-09-16T13:59:00.003+02:00

2009-09-15T22:17:00.001+02:00

ser ut som nettverket her ikkje lar meg legge ut bilder.. ska se ka eg kan gjør..

greetings from england

2009-09-14T18:56:00.003+02:00

england e ok. sånn generelt sett så e liksom alt litt annerledes her.. bare litt, men nok te at du føle deg som ein outsider.. akkurat som alle andre e in on the joke, mens du sitte i hjørne og smile awekwardly for du har ikkje peiling ka de snakke om... flytta inn i hybelen min idag.. har fått litt ting på plass og fått kjøpt inn litt ting.. mamma og pappa dro nettopp me toget te flyplassen, så eg e heilt aleina :S d e sånn ingen andre i heila bygget... tror eg.. einaste personen eg har snakka me i dag utenom mams og paps va mark the unicef-guy, ein sånn "gateselger" fyr som va kjempe hyggelig og veldig interesert i min livshistorie at han nesten glemte å fortelle meg om alt det forferdelige som skjer i verden... rommet e heilt greit, vindu te ganske trafikkert vei så litt boring te då, badet va og heilt ok, men vasken e sinnsykt liten og så har eg ikkje prøvd dusjen ennå.. kjøkkenet va litt nasty men det va visst ikkje heilt ferdig ennå.. så bler ikkje akkurat middag i dag.. internettet funka fint me ein gang, så det va jo et pluss, et minus e at det ikkje e trådlåst men ledning i veggen, håpe ann e lang nok te å ha pc'en i sengå! men det går ikkje å bruke skype på nettet her, why? eg fatte jo limewire, utorrent og sånn men skype? ikkje gøy. tror eg må få meg sånn mobilt internett greier.. speaking of mobil, prøvde å kjøpe meg iphone idag, etter mye om og men om hvilken type og ka slags abonnement eg ville ha fekk eg beskjed at du trenge et engelsk bankkort i en engelsk bank for å kunne ha et mobil abonnement i det heile tatt.. ordna me sånn gebyr fritt kort ansa bank før eg dro for å slippe det tullet, men ser ut som eg må få meg ennå ein konto.. finns det limits på kor mange forskjellige bankkontoer det e lov å ha? eg har nå kontoer i 4 forskjellige banker pluss mastercard kreditt kort... e ikkje det nok? hm, har ikkje så møye mer å sei. ska se om eg kan ta nogen bilder av rommet i mårå og legge ut!

So long and thanks for all the fish!

2009-09-11T11:42:00.003+02:00

I'm off!!! This is it.

To all my wunderful friends:
Tusen takk for alle hilsener på facebook og mobilen!
Komme te å savna dokk alle! <3
Me sees te jul, eller før kanksje (damn it, det va close...)

Peace out, Homedawg!

Extreme Makeover

2009-09-01T19:07:00.002+02:00

Before.................................and............................After

Eight: things I learned from books

2009-08-09T15:41:00.005+02:00

If you don't like spoilers, be alert...

Caterpillars are very hungry.
Westley lives.
When attempting suicide, angels with a strong resemblance to Matt Damon appears.
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
Godot stands them up.
The ducks in St.James park really love secret agents.
Bill the Pony lives happily ever after.
Dumbledore dies.

Points if you know what books i'm referring to. Double points if you get em all!

20q

2009-08-07T17:41:00.003+02:00

If you're ever bored try playing 20 questions on 20q.net

It's basically a computer trying to read your mind. Which is kinda scary, but also kinda cool! On the site you can choose between different categories, I prefer 20q people, where, you guessed it, think of a person and the magical computer will try to guess who you're thinking of. I actually works!!! During a game, it guessed Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria on the 23 question!!! I won, but still, who is weird enough to think of that old fart?!?! (except me of course.)

also, because the players "teach" the computer as we play, it possible to maybe "trick" the computer a bit. Which brings me to "Project DJ Railstone". It's the bainchild of the vlogbrothers (awesome youtube vloggers: http://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers) and it's kinda cool. John will explain everything:

Ahh, the amezing powers of the internett...

2009-08-07T16:52:00.002+02:00

my computer doesn't like to scan.. i can't blame him.. scanning is for losers. that's why i had to use my dad's computer...

Linda is 20!

2009-07-07T21:22:00.003+02:00

Happy 20 birthday, Lindaboy!!!

Love you loads. <3

Hove 2009

2009-07-07T19:34:00.008+02:00

Hove Festival 2009!

Sommer, sol, øl og music!

Popcorn & Smoothies!

No comment...

Festival without bbq is like summer without rain... (or something..)

Karianne 20 år!! No more teenager, no more problems?

Karianne & Anna Lisa.... Og Ingrid, AnnLee & Random dude!

Litt skitten må man lov å være...

Karianne burde ikkje få lov å vær aleina....

2009-06-26T16:04:00.001+02:00

R.I.P. Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett

I'm no longer a teenager...

2009-06-25T23:37:00.001+02:00

Happy birthday to me!!! (yesterday)

Tomorrow I'm gonna party like it's 2009!!!

The Hangover

2009-06-21T12:09:00.003+02:00

The Hangover is Awesome!!! One of the best movies I've seen in a long time...

!Spoiler alert!: Don't watch or read on unless you've seen the movie, or if you like being spoiled..

One of my favorite parts of the movie was the song Stu (Ed Helms is awesome!) sings while they're waiting for the roofies (not floories or groundies) to work their magic on Mike Tyson's tiger camping out in the bathroom of the best friends' luxury suite at Ceasar's Palace (Not the real one, Ceasar never lived there...)

Now, go find your bestfriend and give him a bestfriend hug!!!

I know what I did last summer

2009-06-02T00:00:00.003+02:00

Well, obviously.. But I just found the pictures, and had to share them.. Warning!:It was bloody, it was very, very bloody. (And it hurt alot..)

My heel was split open and it will probably never heal... (pun so intended!)

Still have those shoes.. most of the blood is gone..

(Someone else's) Thought of the Day:

2009-06-01T23:40:00.000+02:00

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of ‘systematically assisting Sisyphus’s stealthy, syst-susceptible sister,’ which is easier done than said. - Lemony Snicket

Quote of the day..

2009-06-01T22:57:00.000+02:00

Frank: 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
.

Clip of the day...

2009-06-01T22:49:00.003+02:00

A true love story. Words are not enough, so no more words...

First Impressions

2009-05-29T17:44:00.000+02:00

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

On an unusual personal note...

2009-05-25T17:32:00.002+02:00

I'm not big on sharing my "personal" life,
But I'm really proud.. So..
Got an A on my phonetics exam!! I rock!

Joining Karina's "crusade"...

2009-05-24T22:27:00.003+02:00

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? -
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

(Wow, Karina, it is kinda fun...)

(Someone else's) Thought of the Day:

2009-05-24T16:23:00.001+02:00

To tired to think for myself and my head filled with too much already, I have no problem "stealing" the words of others...

Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.
-- Lemony Snicket

(Someone else's) Thought of the Day:

2009-05-23T12:55:00.004+02:00

God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

Eight: things you don't wanna know

2009-05-19T19:30:00.002+02:00

but I'm gonna tell you anyway:

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The U.S. National Institutes of Health says people who fidget - those who pace back and forth, swing their arms around, cross and uncross their legs repeatedly - are usually thinner. Researchers found that folks who fidget burn anywhere from 138 to 685 more calories per day than those who don't fidget.

In the 10th century, the Grand Vizier of Persia took his entire library with him wherever he went. The 117,000 volume library was carried by camels trained to walk in alphabetical order.

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

In her entire lifetime, Spain's Queen Isabella (1451-1504) bathed twice.

hurra.

2009-05-17T17:33:00.005+02:00

Melodi Grand Prix Partay featuring Rachel Hageslange Torgersen!

Norway ruler!

Even the kat was glad vi won!:

Pollen me sløyfe 17 mai style!

The nightmare nowhere near Christmas...

2009-05-16T14:53:00.005+02:00

He knows when I am sleeping

And he knows when I'm awake.

He hears the floors a creacking

He knows it's no mistake.

He lays there in hiding, not a word said.

For he is the monster under my bed!!

I want it,

2009-05-11T22:22:00.001+02:00

I want it so bad...

Ferdinand The Bull

It is Rachel's birthday,

2009-05-09T15:56:00.002+02:00

so I made an extremely embarrassingly bad video...

And the real present is that you can laugh and make fun of me all you want, for making such a bad video, without me firing back..
But anyway, Happy Birthday Rachel! I hope you enjo, erm, tolarate it...

It is Siri's birthday,

2009-05-05T14:33:00.002+02:00

so I made a video.

Memories.

2009-05-02T21:15:00.007+02:00

Diverse pics fra videregående som ikkje ligge på facebook...

Playing with fire

2009-04-29T20:12:00.004+02:00

Hey, playing with fire hasn't hurt anyone...

There is a small,

2009-04-28T18:28:00.002+02:00

but important difference between an english tree hugger and a norwegian tre hugger...

101 jokes

2009-04-28T17:13:00.002+02:00

Is your life goal to hear 101 in 8 minutes? Look no further, just watch these videos and then lay yourself down to die. If it isn't, watch, enjoy, go on with your life...

The table of elements

2009-04-28T15:18:00.003+02:00

If you are ever forced to take a chemistry class, you will probably see, at the front of the classroom, a large chart divided into squares, with different numbers and letters in each of them. This chart is called the table of the elements, and scientists like to say that it contains all the substances that make up the world. Like everyone else scientists are wrong from time to time, and it is easy to see that they wrong about the table of elements. Because although this contains a great many elements, from the element oxygen, which is found in the air, to the element aluminium, which is found in cans of soda, the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, that is the element of surprise.
- Lemony Snicket

Slipway Fires

2009-04-16T18:07:00.002+02:00

Bought new cd today Slipway Fires by Razorlight. (used gift certificate from Anna Lisa. So thank you AnnLee!)

it's Razorlight so it's really good!!

One song to check out is Wire to Wire. It's an amazing song and the video is really cool as well.

Eight: Love Songs

2009-04-13T12:50:00.003+02:00

Baby I'm Yours- Arctic Monkeys
Why:
The song is a classic and the monkeys are awesome. Together it is awesomely classic!
Yes, the lyrics are kinda cheesy, but a little cheese is always gauda(hahaha)!

For Lovers- Wolfman featuring Peter Doherty
Why?!?:
Pete Doherty is probably the last person you'd expect on a list like this, but screw you.
This is a love song and a damn good one at that!

I Want To Hold Your Hand- The Beatles / All My Loving- The Beatles
Why:
Because I wanna hold your hand!! It's as simple as that. (and the video is sooooo cooool!)
And because all my loving i will send to you! "Close your eyes and I'll kiss you. Tomorrow I'll miss you. Remember I'll always be true" To me it sounds way more romantic than some of todays music "I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot" But, hey, that's just me...

(Both Across The Universe versions of the songs are also awesome!)

One Last Time- The Kooks
why:
"Can I hold you one last time"
(and the uuuuuuuuuuu's)

Bring it on Home to Me- The Animals
Why:
The keyboard opening, Eric Burdons raspy cool voice and "Bring your sweet loving, Bring it on home to me"

The Most Beautiful Thing In My Life- Herman's Hermits
Why?
Ignoring the fact that they are referring to the girl as a thing, it's a cute and simple song that catches the essence of love songs and blowkisses it your way.
(I am awesome with words...)

Somebody To Love- Queen
Why?
Because it's Queen.

Wonderwall- Oasis
Why?
The melody, Noels lyrics, Liams Voice. Well, the song is really really really good...

If you're thinking "What?!? No Mariah, Celine or Whitney???" I pity you.

If Atheists ruled the world

2009-04-13T12:40:00.001+02:00

Funny video I found on youtube.

Eight: Things I made

2009-04-04T13:20:00.000+02:00

Here is a list of eight things I made with my very own hands. I know they're awesome...

"Livets puslespill" 20 pieces, 1.29.01 minutes to build.

Elephant: blue, and well blue...

Icon: KRL- project, the "virgin" mary, mother still insisting on it hanging in her bedroom.

Stool: aren't I an amazing snekker?!? Is very sittable AND standable.

Books: School project in 2nd and 3rd grade, both written in my horse phase therefore both about horses, oh, and yeah they both suck. (See, I have written books Karina too, you're not special)

Radio. Yes, I made a radio. At school. It was actually really cool. Had to melt iron to made the different pieces stick and everything. And YES, it works!! (kinda...)

Bowl or ashtray or summin. Never been used. Probably never will.

Sandwich. I know what you're thinking and yes, I did make this all by myself. *proud*

Europris Rocks!

2009-04-01T16:42:00.003+02:00

me sko bare ha ein ting.. stolt eier av nytt crap!

More Cowbell!!

Meg og Rachel tok av på europris... Just.. can't.. recist.. when.. things. are.. so... cheap!!!

Eight: Song that made an impact

2009-03-31T18:56:00.002+02:00

The First Eight List Ever!

A list of songs that touch my heart (only for a little bit, I'm not getting soft) and means something special to me. Limited myself to one song per band, but I can't stand by my own rules.(Fight the power!) Besides, The Beatles are always an exception, right?

(Click on the title to a link to a youtube video of the songs.)

The Drugs Don't Work- The Verve

Favorite line: "Like a cat in a bag waiting to drown." So simple, yet so genius.

Jugband Blues- Pink Floyd

Favorite line: "And I'm wondering who could be writing this song" Explains insanity so well.

When You Were Young- The Killers

I think it might be the melody, but I really can't explain why I love this song.

First Day Of My Life- Bright Eyes

This is one of those songs that just stuck out and stuck with me for some reason.

Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood- The Animals

Favorite line: "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good"

I Hate The White Man- Roy Harper

Favorite line: "And where the crazy white man And his teargas happiness Lies dead and long since buried By his own fantastic mess For I hate the whiteman And his plastic excuse For I hate the white man And the man who turned him loose..."

Eleanor Rigby/ A Day in The Life- The Beatles

Favorite line: Eleanor Rigby: The whole song is so indescribably amazing but the chorus sums it up: "All the lonely people Where do they all come from ?All the lonely people Where do they all belong ? "

A Day in The Life: "Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert hall" just because it doesn't make sense. Also "He blew his mind out in a car" just cause.

Mad World- Gary Jules

Favorite line: "I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had" Love it. (Gary Jules version is so much better than Tears for Fears' original version)

I made a video!

2009-03-30T22:13:00.004+02:00

Some pictures of Rachel's and my time in York:

(music: soundtrack "Tre nøtter til askepott", God save the Queen- Sex Pistols)

Please do comment...

Jumpin'!!

2009-03-29T16:47:00.006+02:00

Anna Lisa having fun!!!

Damn those frenchies...

2009-03-27T20:32:00.003+01:00

French homework from back in the day I randomly found on my computer...

Chère Jean,

Ca va bien ? Comment est la vie dans la France? Je te manque et je espère tu viens à Norvège cette année.

Tu ne veux jamais croire que il s’est passé á l’école aujourd’hui. Mon amie Vigdis. Tu se souvenir Vigdis? Karoline et Vigdis se sont querellé. Vigdis croyais Karoline a volé son sac et elle disais que Karoline était bête. Karoline disais que le sac était laid et Vigdis était laid aussi.

Tout à coup, Karoline frappait Vigdis dans son visage. Vigdis s’est fâche et s’est appelée beaucoup des noms méchants. Vigdis donne un coup de pied au mollet de Karoline. Karoline tirer par les cheveux de Vigdis. Toute l’école regarde le lut. Vigdis essayait frapper Karoline, mais un professeur venait et arrêtait tout. Il était terrible. Karoline et Vigdis recevaient expulsion. Je suis heureux que nous ne sommes pas telles.

Je t’embrasse,
Johanne.

Translation anyone?
nope, i can't read my own work...
ain't it tragic?!?

AWESOME!

2009-03-26T19:35:00.002+01:00

A little taste of my recent trip to York. Well, or maybe Rachel's trip in York! Just kidding... Enjoy!

Ain't it Awesome!?!

Me be bored!

2009-03-24T16:43:00.001+01:00

My webcam is Awesome!

2009-03-24T00:52:00.000+01:00

Blog is now probably going inglish! just so you know.
Peace!

You've got mail!

2009-03-23T23:57:00.004+01:00

The fallowing email was sent to me from a company I brought something online from:

THANK YOU FOR TRADING WITH LAZY RIVERZZ
Hi Karianne :o)
This is how things happen here at Lazy Riverzz Gamezz….
You have placed your order...
You have paid ……for which we thank you :o)

We have packed and your item will be posted todayMonday 23rd March at 4.00pm :o)

There…As simple as that :o) Now would you please go and sit by the letterbox :o) And prepare to be amazed at the speed of light delivery with which Our wonderful Royal Mail will surprise you .. It might even be there tomorrow :o)

Europe usually About 5-7 Days…Rest Of the wonderful world about 6-10 days :o) But although we would love to….. We can not deliver the item personally by hand and respectfully beg you to remember this, if your item is delayed whilst in the care of our wonderful Royal Mail:o)

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So……… there you have it :o) Or rather…You will have it long before you know it and hopefully you will be soooooo pleased that you will allow us the pleasure Of trading with you in the future :o)
And finally …Please excuse my natural stupidity..... It has seen me through many dark times and helped get me where I am today....and I'm not giving up the bottom of this barrel for anyone :o)

Sincere Regards :o)
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Lazy Riverzz Gamezz
Thought For Today…All Smileys used in this email are genuine and no facial muscles were harmed in the process :o)
2nd Thought for today…."Anyone who insults me…insults rubbish"… :o)

tis good to see that some people still have a sense of humor! Even at work!

everybody hurts

2009-03-15T20:47:00.004+01:00

stakkar Rachel har blitt syke!!!!!!!
karianne har forsatt vondt i beina!!! (okay, det kan ikkje sammenlignes men eg og vil ha litt sympati)
off, eg kjopte 5 boker i dag, det pluss det andre eg har faatt shoppa pluss det eg har planer om aa shoppa, gjor at eg florte noge sinnsykt med maxvekten med kofferten... om tro nogen vil reagere vis eg reise hjem i 3 underbukser, ei strompebuksa, ei buksa ,to skjort, ein singlet, ei t-skjorta, to gensere, ei jakke, og to par sko(et par paa beina ett paa armene)? kanskje eg hadde blit stoppa i sikkerhetskontrollen.. btw, eg og rachel blei stoppa uten grunn paa togstasjonen av politiet og de ba om aa faa se i baggene vaare, det har de heilt lov te i kampen om terrorisme.. ja, vis ikkje meg og rachel ser ut som terrorister saa vett ikkje eg...

London calling! (e.i York)

2009-03-12T14:08:00.003+01:00

Yo! Sitte naa paa et veldig scary datarom paa universitetet i york. (hysj, maa vaere stille)
e sinnsykt trott for me hadde ein kjekk pubtur i gaar. Rachel hadde det ekstra kjekt og kom ikkje hjem for saann 4... men det ska me ikkje snakka noge mer om.

I tillegg te puber har me funne paa mye annet kjekt og et og annet flaut. (Har tatt masse bilder som kanskje komme ut seinere.) Me har kodda (hehe) rundt paa kina restaurant, rachel har hatt latterkrampe, karianne satt barnevakt for marthe, rachel har skreve paa bloggen sin (right this second!!), rachel har sneke i koen, rachel har falt paa bakken, Rachel har nesten blitt paakjort, karianne har nesten blitt paakjort, Karianne, rachel, mona og marthe har vaert paa togmuseum (jippi!), rachel har hatt latterkrampe, karianne har nesten laert aa lage saann lyd med haanda, karianne har drukke, Rachel har drukke mer og Rachel har hatt latterkrampe.

No maa me stikka for me har time aesj...
(sorry, for alle skrivefeil, hadde fem minuter paa meg)

Ryan started the fire!

2009-03-03T20:30:00.004+01:00

Fant nettopp ein av de beste fan videoene eg har sett på lenge!!! Mer extremt bra siden eg e ein frest The Office-fan! Har du ikkje sett serien (e du ein idiot) e videoen på ein måte ein recap av de siste 5 sesongene.

Hvis du likte videoen, anbefale eg å ta ein liten titt på selve serien. Eg har alle sesongene på DVD og sett de alle minst 2-3 ganger... så e e bare å spør om å låne. men ingen garanti på at eg vil skilles fra my children..

Linken te YouTube Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPcuwZlJShE

Link te gratis download av sangen:

http://www.4shared.com/file/87807812/cf3a1c4f/Ryan_Started_the_Fire_1-2.html

My little problem

2009-03-03T20:06:00.003+01:00

Midterm i amerikansk litteratur og historie på fredag. Det skal vel gå bra, eller?
Notes from Eng120 American Genesis:

The major difference between Booker Taliaferro Washington and W.E.B. Du Bois is what the teacher is talking about. I don't really know what is going on. Merryfot is talking about something, she is having a hard time getting to her point. Ok, focus! All men are created equal. We have to dispence or something. Do not bracked something. It shines though triumphant french grammar the acne of absurdity. What seems to be the problem? Booker takes something for granted. Booker doesn't take a stanza because they are related to each other. The lower classes are default. He turned the ladies into marxist. DuBois has to take the race question and take a step back and look at economics. In racist term: the problem with class if that happens that two people pursuit higher people, we can overcome? We only work reduced information. The upper 10% of each race can nogociate each other. Teacher thinks that is quite true. Concept that you can apply into the doble concieness related to a black author. You never look at yourself directly. That's why he was very busy. That started in the 1920's. Thay had to dig out African-Americans, they had to leave it behind in Africa. Left wat songs and storytelling to dig out. It is impossible. We grow up im a certain culture, reinvent something. This was the itch at hand, it you split a person, you are always yourself and getting it together again. It is to be seen in novels hollow renaissance in media. Again not a part of genre of the poem. Compremize between diagnose in the chapter and working to white people. End of lecture

Wait, WHAT?!?

blue monday

2009-03-02T21:01:00.003+01:00

Mandager e kjedelige og i dag va ikkje annerledes men eg bestemte meg for å skrive et par dikt om denne første dagen i resten av mitt liv...

Det første e nesten et haiku, juska litt med siste linje, men det måtte bare bli sånn

Jamming on guitar
With the fantastic bottle top
Or what have you

Dette neste rime til og med!! (nesten)

First, I was in a dreamy haze
Containers, vans and stuff
made my street into a maze
I drove the car, I was tough
The anglo-saxons killed the celts
I bough myself a belt
Cough Cough Cough Rach nearly dies
For dinner I didn’t have rice
Rambo, a treat before bed
How come he isn’t dead?

Håpe du har hatt ein like "innholdsrik" mandag som meg!
kom igjen, skriv ein kommentar om ka du syns om diktene mine.
(please tilgi meg for dies/rice rimet... eg e ikkje poet)

For Reasons Unknown

2009-03-01T23:45:00.002+01:00

Tusen takk te iTunes som sletta over 5Gb av innholdet på ipoden min.

Plutselig e alle podcastene mine borte vekk!!! Borte Vekk!!

Dumme ipod!! Dumme iTunes!!!

iTunes is now officially on my list!

hey hey we're the monkees!

2009-03-01T16:53:00.003+01:00

dreiv å sletta meldinger fra mobilen min i går og la merke te ein utrolig(?) overbruk av smileyfaces... dette problemet kan ikkje lenger oversees så eg ska nå gjør min del; no more smileyfaces for me!!!! på mobilen, bloggen, facebog, or what have you (rach).. vonde vaner e lette å drukne (eller noge sånn) men eg ska gjør mitt beste og trenge din hjelp!! vis eg lage et smileyface of any kind må dokk sende melding, skrive på wallen (or say it to my face): "monkey monkey you're an idiot!"

Do your part in the wars against things that annoy me!!!

Hello

2009-03-01T16:49:00.003+01:00

ello. ska nå forsøke å starta opp bloggen min igjen.. datt heilt ut forrige gang. ops! typisk meg å ikkje klare noge så enkelt som å huska at eg har ein blogg som har savna meg noge så inderlig de siste 10 (Help!) månedene (off, det e et vanskelig ord å skriva). Kanskje eg ska fortella folk om bloggen og sånn at det ikkje bare e eg som lese ann :)

2008-04-14T18:48:00.002+02:00

e det ikkje typisk at eg bler syk på ein fredagskveld? jepp, har låge i sengå heile helgå uten å gjør noge. eller eg har fått sett heile sesong 1 og 2 av the office igjen i løpet av mine sengeliggende dager. (the office rule verden så det va egentlig heilt greit.)tenkte å ta for meg seson 3 i mårå, for nei, eg har ikkje tenkt å gå på skolen.... :)

losing my religion (book)

2008-01-10T18:23:00.000+01:00

Damn! religion suge! faget asså. Meine ikkje å vær slem mot religionsbokå mi asså, men den gjør ikkje jobben sin. Ann spør meg spørsmål ann ikkje kan svare på sjølv. Egentlig så bare bable ann. Seie aldri noge konkret. Eg tror eg ville vært ein møye bedre religionsbok enn den e! Damn you, religionsbok!!!!!!!
(P.S. Religionsbøker e visst brennbare!)

happy new year!

2008-01-07T15:34:00.000+01:00

så va julen øve og begynnelsen på et nytt år. på nytt årsaften hadde eg litt folk på middag og sånn. Det va kjempe gøy, men så begynte jo skolen 2 januar. det va ikkje gøy. allerede e det stress. men nå e det ikkje så lenge te me drar te berlin me skolen. glede meg kjempe masse. det ska bli herlig å bli ferdig med særemnet og! glede meg te skolen e ferdig egentlig..

I need some sleep...

2007-11-24T23:25:00.000+01:00

Eg har fonne ut at eg ikkje lige skole. Den suge faktisk. Asså, de forvente at du ska komme der 5 ganger i ukå, så sende de me deg ting å gjør hjemma sånn at du ikkje savne ann altfor møye. Så forvente de at du gjør alle leksene, huske alt du nogen gang har hatt om, ikkje sovne eller snakke når lærerne snakke, og komme påkledd kl.8 kver morgen.. Sånne forventninger e litt for møye for ein 18-åring.. Eg vil gjerne sove litt eg, det har eg ikkje fått møye av siden skolen begynte. Hvis skolen hadde tatt vekk maten min så hadde de tatt vekk alt eg har å leve for her i verden. Mat og søvn. Men seriøst hvis de prøve seg på det ska eg banka de. Tro meg, eg va medlem av treningsstudio en gang. Be afraid, be very afraid...

Under the weather

2007-11-20T13:48:00.000+01:00

Oh no! Karianne e syge!! Ikkje gøy.. snufs snufs.. Spesielt når me ikkje har noge godt å spisa i hele huset.. Synd på meg! så kutta eg opp håndå mi på hyllå på badet i går men det e greit nå, for eg fekk spiderman plaster på. Det e drid kult!!

money money money :)

2007-11-12T19:42:00.000+01:00

Nå e klokkå 19.42 og eg komme hjem fra skolen for ca. 45min siden... jepp, eg va på skolen te halv 7. Siden er e leder *stolt* av od-komiteen på skolen vår, måtte eg sitte å føre regnskap og telle penger etter skolen va ferdig. når me va ferdig stod eg å holdt 179 200kr i kontanter i håndå. Det va kjempe gøy. (det å holde pengene i håndå, ikkje å vær på skolen te halv 7) Glede meg te å gå i banken å sei eg ska setta inn 180 000kr i kontanter inn i banken! :)

Beat it!

2007-11-12T19:34:00.000+01:00

eg glemte å fortella om meg og ingrids michael jackson dance workshop.. mens me venta på linda satte me like gjerne i gang med å lage michael jackson dansen me ska ha i gymmen. Me såg gjennom musikkvideoene og prøvde så godt me konne å etterligna (eg e utrolig gla me huska å dra får gardinene før me begynte.) Etter ein stund klarte me nogen an moves'ene og me va fryktelig stolte.. men nogen Michael Jackson vil me nok aldri bli... :(

Girls just wanna have fun...

2007-11-11T16:47:00.000+01:00

De siste 32 timene har eg bare fått ca. 2 timers søvn (men men sånn går det når Linda, Ingrid og eg komme sammen..) det skjedde selvfølgelig ikkje noge konstruktivt, utenom blokkfløyte konserten me hadde kl.2 om natten.. ja, naboene satte veldig pris på det.. me lagte taco middag sånn rundt midtnatt, for linda e så treg me å komma her. Siden det va jente kveld, måtte me jo ta ansiktsmasker, kor eg samtidig fekk linda og ingrid te å prøve å voksa beinå.. HAHA, kjempe kjekt for meg, "litt" vondt for de.. Heldigvis så satt eg klar me kamera, så eg fekk filma heile seansen. :P resten av natten hadde me stort sett konstant latterkrampe, uten at det skjedde særlig mye mer.. Utpå morningen sovna ingrid på sofaen, mens linda og meg rota rundt på youtube... Etter gjestene va gått la eg meg te sova sånn ca. halv 10 og sto opp igjen halv 12 får å baka kaka te pappa for farsdagen.. Eg e så snill asså...

Så va eg i gang...

2007-11-11T16:29:00.000+01:00

jippi, min første blogg!! (ja, har aldri blogga før, så bare with me) Jaja, nå får me se koss det går :)