Karioke

wanna have fun on other peoples behalf?
Try http://www.fmylife.com/

Examples:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got the birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. HE replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML