Eight: things I learned from books

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1. Caterpillars are very hungry.
2. Westley lives.
3. When attempting suicide, angels with a strong resemblance to Matt Damon appears.
4. If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
5. Godot stands them up.
6. The ducks in St.James park really love secret agents.
7. Bill the Pony lives happily ever after.
8. Dumbledore dies.

Points if you know what books i'm referring to. Double points if you get em all!