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The fallowing email was sent to me from a company I brought something online from:

THANK YOU FOR TRADING WITH LAZY RIVERZZ
Hi Karianne :o)
This is how things happen here at Lazy Riverzz Gamezz….
You have placed your order...
You have paid ……for which we thank you :o)

We have packed and your item will be posted todayMonday 23rd March at 4.00pm :o)

There…As simple as that :o) Now would you please go and sit by the letterbox :o) And prepare to be amazed at the speed of light delivery with which Our wonderful Royal Mail will surprise you .. It might even be there tomorrow :o)

Europe usually About 5-7 Days…Rest Of the wonderful world about 6-10 days :o) But although we would love to….. We can not deliver the item personally by hand and respectfully beg you to remember this, if your item is delayed whilst in the care of our wonderful Royal Mail:o)

In short…We waste no time in shipping so Any delay is truly not of our doing :o) But if there is any problem at all with your order Please contact us before you consider leaving Neutral or Negative Feedback because within working hours we always respond immediately to customer enquiries and there is usually someone peering at the monitors here for 16 hours of most days anyway :o) We would really appreciate it if you could find a few minutes to leave us feedback for the transaction:o) We have complete confidence in our products and hope that you are happy :o) We take customer service very seriously here at Lazy Riverzz and your satisfaction is all that matters to us..

So……… there you have it :o) Or rather…You will have it long before you know it and hopefully you will be soooooo pleased that you will allow us the pleasure Of trading with you in the future :o)
And finally …Please excuse my natural stupidity..... It has seen me through many dark times and helped get me where I am today....and I'm not giving up the bottom of this barrel for anyone :o)

Sincere Regards :o)
James :o)
Lazy Riverzz Gamezz
Thought For Today…All Smileys used in this email are genuine and no facial muscles were harmed in the process :o)
2nd Thought for today…."Anyone who insults me…insults rubbish"… :o)

tis good to see that some people still have a sense of humor! Even at work!