Children's books that just didn't sell

1. You Were an Accident
2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
4. Some Kittens Can Fly!
5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
11. You Are Different and That's Bad
12. Dad's New Wife Timothy
13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
24. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Bi-Curious George
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
28. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
29. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
30. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
31. Grandpa Gets a Casket
32. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
33. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
34. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
35. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
36. Your Nightmares Are Real
37. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
38. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

totally random

microwave popcorn ...

and wine in my new wine glass...

because I'm worth it?

Banannannanananannanana!

Waking up today I noticed that one of my tonsils is now bask to normal, while the other is still swollen. So now I just feel weird. I'd rather they were both fine or both sick. It like with a stuffy nose. I'd rather that both sides were stuffed, than one. if only one side is stuffed, then i can breath out of the other. that just doesn't sit right with me.

(I tried taking a picture of my tonsils, but it didn't work..)

AND

I ate a banana today! and they say freashers live of pizza and junk food...

comfort food and comfort mail all in one day!

Feeling sorry for myself because I can't get rid of this stinking cold that i bought myself some treats... strawberries, brownies and mini doughnuts... hey, the strawberries are a fruit, it says on the pack that 7 berries equals 1 of your 5 a day... don't know if it counts since i ate the entire box, in like an hour.

Finally got my norwegian care-package today. jippi, for brunost, seigmenn, melkesjokolade & hapå!!!!! (unfortunatly, forgot to bring a ostehøvel so can't really eat the brunost....)

wanna have fun on other peoples behalf?
Try http://www.fmylife.com/

Examples:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got the birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. HE replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

The tip of the iceberg:

The washing machines have been out of order for 2 weeks now... no sign of anything being done about it. Also no hot water in the kitchen. i love living in halls...

Picture Diary

11.09-19.09

new awesome shoes with a lucy in the sky feeling...

saxophone guy & market "snacks"



lunch in the park

crazy people washing windows..

Oliver

had to test if it was possible to upload pictures... isn't he cute?

Flash mobs rule!

ser ut som nettverket her ikkje lar meg legge ut bilder.. ska se ka eg kan gjør..

greetings from england

england e ok. sånn generelt sett så e liksom alt litt annerledes her.. bare litt, men nok te at du føle deg som ein outsider.. akkurat som alle andre e in on the joke, mens du sitte i hjørne og smile awekwardly for du har ikkje peiling ka de snakke om... flytta inn i hybelen min idag.. har fått litt ting på plass og fått kjøpt inn litt ting.. mamma og pappa dro nettopp me toget te flyplassen, så eg e heilt aleina :S d e sånn ingen andre i heila bygget... tror eg.. einaste personen eg har snakka me i dag utenom mams og paps va mark the unicef-guy, ein sånn "gateselger" fyr som va kjempe hyggelig og veldig interesert i min livshistorie at han nesten glemte å fortelle meg om alt det forferdelige som skjer i verden... rommet e heilt greit, vindu te ganske trafikkert vei så litt boring te då, badet va og heilt ok, men vasken e sinnsykt liten og så har eg ikkje prøvd dusjen ennå.. kjøkkenet va litt nasty men det va visst ikkje heilt ferdig ennå.. så bler ikkje akkurat middag i dag.. internettet funka fint me ein gang, så det va jo et pluss, et minus e at det ikkje e trådlåst men ledning i veggen, håpe ann e lang nok te å ha pc'en i sengå! men det går ikkje å bruke skype på nettet her, why? eg fatte jo limewire, utorrent og sånn men skype? ikkje gøy. tror eg må få meg sånn mobilt internett greier.. speaking of mobil, prøvde å kjøpe meg iphone idag, etter mye om og men om hvilken type og ka slags abonnement eg ville ha fekk eg beskjed at du trenge et engelsk bankkort i en engelsk bank for å kunne ha et mobil abonnement i det heile tatt.. ordna me sånn gebyr fritt kort ansa bank før eg dro for å slippe det tullet, men ser ut som eg må få meg ennå ein konto.. finns det limits på kor mange forskjellige bankkontoer det e lov å ha? eg har nå kontoer i 4 forskjellige banker pluss mastercard kreditt kort... e ikkje det nok? hm, har ikkje så møye mer å sei. ska se om eg kan ta nogen bilder av rommet i mårå og legge ut!

So long and thanks for all the fish!

I'm off!!! This is it.

To all my wunderful friends:
Tusen takk for alle hilsener på facebook og mobilen!
Komme te å savna dokk alle! <3
Me sees te jul, eller før kanksje (damn it, det va close...)

Peace out, Homedawg!

Extreme Makeover

Before.................................and............................After

Eight: things I learned from books

If you don't like spoilers, be alert...

1. Caterpillars are very hungry.
2. Westley lives.
3. When attempting suicide, angels with a strong resemblance to Matt Damon appears.
4. If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
5. Godot stands them up.
6. The ducks in St.James park really love secret agents.
7. Bill the Pony lives happily ever after.
8. Dumbledore dies.

Points if you know what books i'm referring to. Double points if you get em all!

20q

If you're ever bored try playing 20 questions on 20q.net

It's basically a computer trying to read your mind. Which is kinda scary, but also kinda cool! On the site you can choose between different categories, I prefer 20q people, where, you guessed it, think of a person and the magical computer will try to guess who you're thinking of. I actually works!!! During a game, it guessed Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria on the 23 question!!! I won, but still, who is weird enough to think of that old fart?!?! (except me of course.)

also, because the players "teach" the computer as we play, it possible to maybe "trick" the computer a bit. Which brings me to "Project DJ Railstone". It's the bainchild of the vlogbrothers (awesome youtube vloggers: http://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers) and it's kinda cool. John will explain everything:



Ahh, the amezing powers of the internett...

my computer doesn't like to scan.. i can't blame him.. scanning is for losers. that's why i had to use my dad's computer...

Linda is 20!

Happy 20 birthday, Lindaboy!!!

Love you loads. <3

Hove 2009

Hove Festival 2009!

Sommer, sol, øl og music!

Popcorn & Smoothies!

No comment...

Festival without bbq is like summer without rain... (or something..)

Karianne 20 år!! No more teenager, no more problems?

Karianne & Anna Lisa.... Og Ingrid, AnnLee & Random dude!

Litt skitten må man lov å være...


Karianne burde ikkje få lov å vær aleina....

R.I.P. Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett

I'm no longer a teenager...

Happy birthday to me!!! (yesterday)

Tomorrow I'm gonna party like it's 2009!!!

The Hangover

The Hangover is Awesome!!! One of the best movies I've seen in a long time...

!Spoiler alert!: Don't watch or read on unless you've seen the movie, or if you like being spoiled..

One of my favorite parts of the movie was the song Stu (Ed Helms is awesome!) sings while they're waiting for the roofies (not floories or groundies) to work their magic on Mike Tyson's tiger camping out in the bathroom of the best friends' luxury suite at Ceasar's Palace (Not the real one, Ceasar never lived there...)

Now, go find your bestfriend and give him a bestfriend hug!!!

I know what I did last summer

Well, obviously.. But I just found the pictures, and had to share them.. Warning!:It was bloody, it was very, very bloody. (And it hurt alot..)

My heel was split open and it will probably never heal... (pun so intended!)



Still have those shoes.. most of the blood is gone..

(Someone else's) Thought of the Day:

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of ‘systematically assisting Sisyphus’s stealthy, syst-susceptible sister,’ which is easier done than said. - Lemony Snicket

Quote of the day..

Frank: 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
.

Clip of the day...

A true love story. Words are not enough, so no more words...

First Impressions

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

On an unusual personal note...

I'm not big on sharing my "personal" life,
But I'm really proud.. So..
Got an A on my phonetics exam!! I rock!

Joining Karina's "crusade"...

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

• When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
• I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
• I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
• Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
• I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
• A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
• Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
• Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
• I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
• My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? -
• Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
  I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
  
  Your devoted fan,
  Jim
  
  (Wow, Karina, it is kinda fun...)

(Someone else's) Thought of the Day:

To tired to think for myself and my head filled with too much already, I have no problem "stealing" the words of others...

Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.
-- Lemony Snicket

(Someone else's) Thought of the Day:

God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

Eight: things you don't wanna know

but I'm gonna tell you anyway:

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The U.S. National Institutes of Health says people who fidget - those who pace back and forth, swing their arms around, cross and uncross their legs repeatedly - are usually thinner. Researchers found that folks who fidget burn anywhere from 138 to 685 more calories per day than those who don't fidget.

In the 10th century, the Grand Vizier of Persia took his entire library with him wherever he went. The 117,000 volume library was carried by camels trained to walk in alphabetical order.

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

In her entire lifetime, Spain's Queen Isabella (1451-1504) bathed twice.

hurra.

Melodi Grand Prix Partay featuring Rachel Hageslange Torgersen!

Norway ruler!

Even the kat was glad vi won!:

Pollen me sløyfe 17 mai style!

The nightmare nowhere near Christmas...

He knows when I am sleeping

And he knows when I'm awake.

He hears the floors a creacking

He knows it's no mistake.

He lays there in hiding, not a word said.

For he is the monster under my bed!!

I want it,

I want it so bad...

Ferdinand The Bull

It is Rachel's birthday,

so I made an extremely embarrassingly bad video...

And the real present is that you can laugh and make fun of me all you want, for making such a bad video, without me firing back..
But anyway, Happy Birthday Rachel! I hope you enjo, erm, tolarate it...

It is Siri's birthday,

so I made a video.

Memories.

Diverse pics fra videregående som ikkje ligge på facebook...