Saturday, April 10, 2010

One more Facebook thing...



There's always one...

Random




I just had to take a picture after finding these at the airport.
Is it just me, or is this a tiny bit.. weird?

Useless Facebook group of the day




It baffles me that someone would take the time to make and maintain this group...

Friday, October 23, 2009

Children's books that just didn't sell

1. You Were an Accident
2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
4. Some Kittens Can Fly!
5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
11. You Are Different and That's Bad
12. Dad's New Wife Timothy
13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
24. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Bi-Curious George
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
28. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
29. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
30. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
31. Grandpa Gets a Casket
32. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
33. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
34. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
35. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
36. Your Nightmares Are Real
37. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
38. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

totally random

microwave popcorn ...

and wine in my new wine glass...


because I'm worth it?

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Banannannanananannanana!

Waking up today I noticed that one of my tonsils is now bask to normal, while the other is still swollen. So now I just feel weird. I'd rather they were both fine or both sick. It like with a stuffy nose. I'd rather that both sides were stuffed, than one. if only one side is stuffed, then i can breath out of the other. that just doesn't sit right with me.

(I tried taking a picture of my tonsils, but it didn't work..)

AND

I ate a banana today! and they say freashers live of pizza and junk food...


Monday, October 12, 2009

comfort food and comfort mail all in one day!

Feeling sorry for myself because I can't get rid of this stinking cold that i bought myself some treats... strawberries, brownies and mini doughnuts... hey, the strawberries are a fruit, it says on the pack that 7 berries equals 1 of your 5 a day... don't know if it counts since i ate the entire box, in like an hour.


Finally got my norwegian care-package today. jippi, for brunost, seigmenn, melkesjokolade & hapå!!!!! (unfortunatly, forgot to bring a ostehøvel so can't really eat the brunost....)

Sunday, October 11, 2009

wanna have fun on other peoples behalf?
Try http://www.fmylife.com/

Examples:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got the birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. HE replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
The tip of the iceberg:
The washing machines have been out of order for 2 weeks now... no sign of anything being done about it. Also no hot water in the kitchen. i love living in halls...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Picture Diary

11.09-19.09

new awesome shoes with a lucy in the sky feeling...


saxophone guy & market "snacks"



lunch in the park


crazy people washing windows..

Oliver


had to test if it was possible to upload pictures... isn't he cute?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

ser ut som nettverket her ikkje lar meg legge ut bilder.. ska se ka eg kan gjør..

Monday, September 14, 2009

greetings from england

england e ok. sånn generelt sett så e liksom alt litt annerledes her.. bare litt, men nok te at du føle deg som ein outsider.. akkurat som alle andre e in on the joke, mens du sitte i hjørne og smile awekwardly for du har ikkje peiling ka de snakke om... flytta inn i hybelen min idag.. har fått litt ting på plass og fått kjøpt inn litt ting.. mamma og pappa dro nettopp me toget te flyplassen, så eg e heilt aleina :S d e sånn ingen andre i heila bygget... tror eg.. einaste personen eg har snakka me i dag utenom mams og paps va mark the unicef-guy, ein sånn "gateselger" fyr som va kjempe hyggelig og veldig interesert i min livshistorie at han nesten glemte å fortelle meg om alt det forferdelige som skjer i verden... rommet e heilt greit, vindu te ganske trafikkert vei så litt boring te då, badet va og heilt ok, men vasken e sinnsykt liten og så har eg ikkje prøvd dusjen ennå.. kjøkkenet va litt nasty men det va visst ikkje heilt ferdig ennå.. så bler ikkje akkurat middag i dag.. internettet funka fint me ein gang, så det va jo et pluss, et minus e at det ikkje e trådlåst men ledning i veggen, håpe ann e lang nok te å ha pc'en i sengå! men det går ikkje å bruke skype på nettet her, why? eg fatte jo limewire, utorrent og sånn men skype? ikkje gøy. tror eg må få meg sånn mobilt internett greier.. speaking of mobil, prøvde å kjøpe meg iphone idag, etter mye om og men om hvilken type og ka slags abonnement eg ville ha fekk eg beskjed at du trenge et engelsk bankkort i en engelsk bank for å kunne ha et mobil abonnement i det heile tatt.. ordna me sånn gebyr fritt kort ansa bank før eg dro for å slippe det tullet, men ser ut som eg må få meg ennå ein konto.. finns det limits på kor mange forskjellige bankkontoer det e lov å ha? eg har nå kontoer i 4 forskjellige banker pluss mastercard kreditt kort... e ikkje det nok? hm, har ikkje så møye mer å sei. ska se om eg kan ta nogen bilder av rommet i mårå og legge ut!

Friday, September 11, 2009

So long and thanks for all the fish!

I'm off!!! This is it.

To all my wunderful friends:
Tusen takk for alle hilsener på facebook og mobilen!
Komme te å savna dokk alle! <3
Me sees te jul, eller før kanksje (damn it, det va close...)

Peace out, Homedawg!